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Excerpt from a funny e-mail

[From an e-mail purporting to reproduce fourth-graders' answers on science exams.]

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

[Who knew??]

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