I plan to keep it that way after following a friend of mine's account of his coffee cleanse. The "cleanse," or cold-turkey coffee quittance, began Friday. Nearly all his tweets since then chronicle the trials and tribulations of an addict's sudden abstinence. And they're amusing.
Yea tho I walk thru the aisle of the freshly ground coffee, I will fear no evil #coffeecleanseday1Who ever thought cheap church coffee could be so tempting?
#coffeecleanseday2Apparently there is a direct connection between drinking coffee and remembering to use deodorant. #coffeecleanseday2Nerves are short. I got mad at a spatula. A FLIPPIN' SPATULA. #coffeecleanseday3Can't read my own hand writing. Dialed five variations of the same numbers. Never did reach a real phone. I'm losing it. #coffeecleanseday3
Before you ask, I have no idea if the tweet about the spatula was punny on purpose.