Miscellaneous Graffiti

I came across a hidden bit of graffiti today at work--on a product shelf, of all places, and in Spanish. It was a sort of conversación to the effect of:

• "This place is horrible."
• "No it's not. I've seen worse."
• "It's very horrible."
• "How are you?"
• English gibberish pretending to be a Spanish answer to that. I couldn't quite make out what it was saying.
• Illiterate English graffiti to the effect of "Spanish is dumb." It resembled texting to me, I think.

It's kind of amusing to see all that in such an odd place, you know? I wish now I had written the location down.... and on second thought, I could probably remember where it was....!