Things I'd want to roll my eyes at. That was one of the suggestions of what I should post. Since I've had a fairly uneventful day today and my brain is halfway to mush, I just might make that list. Here goes: dumb smart-alec comments sale prices that are higher than Aldi's regular prices for a comparable product a college student's insistence that they know a better way to change the world than anybody else children's having cell phones the singing fish (and it's SUCH an earworm!) people who know the words to the Ferret Song by heart (yes, that includes you, J) ten-year-olds with boyfriends and girlfriends hypocritical statements made by the same person in the same breath paisley skirts anything else paisley movies that make super-overstated claims about their own ingenuity or emotional power writers who make the mistake of equating correlation with causation lapdogs any animal in an outfit not worn on Christmas or Halloween, or possibly in a para...